Dear Gwyneth,
I apologize for insisting we name our
boys Edward and James.
They were doomed since birth to fight
and eventually for Edward to kill our James.
We probably should have just been less conspicuous and
named them Cain and Abel.
I now regret reading Twilight. Just for the record, I also blame
Stephanie Meyer for pitting two great names against each other.
If we ever have twin girls, let's vow to never
name them Bella and Victoria.
Or Hermione and Pansy, for that matter.
Love Always,
Megan
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*is still rofling at this*
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